I started out laughing but now I'm so sad for Harry. I love the Harry/Lucius threads - their team severely rocks! I mean, I dare you to find me a fic with eggfights in. Eggsex. Egg- actually, that's kind of squicky.
Anyway, I know it's a betrayal of everything Hikaru and I stand for, but: *waves Team Malfoy-Potter-Malfoy flag timidly*